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God Made Boston On A Wet Sunday by balefully
NC-17, 8.7K words

Author’s Summary: Sam and Dean live in an apartment in Boston while John is away on a hunt. Money is scarce, so Dean picks up a particularly slutty part-time job. Sam finds out.

2 years ago on 15 February 2012 @ 7:38pm

Every Piece Will Find Its Place by balefully
NC-17, ~4,5K words

Author’s Summary: Dean is badly injured on a hunt and Sam turns to his old money-making standby: prostitution. Dean is not impressed.


2 years ago on 15 February 2012 @ 1:55pm

Off the Script by jasmasson
NC17, ~22K words

Author’s Summary: Jensen Ackles was the porn industry’s leading star for years, until Jared Padalecki came along. Jensen’s world-weary and disillusioned. Jared’s… not.

Comments: ohgod this is one of my all time favorite they hate each other and then practically comust from all the hate UST. AND SO MUCH OF IT HAPPENS ONSCREEN WHILE THEY’RE FILMING TEH GAYSECKS. If you haven’t read this one, then you haven’t really lived vicariously through j2 fic.

2 years ago on 13 February 2012 @ 11:59am

What You See On The Outside Isn’t always What You’ll Find Within by arabia
NC17, ~62k

Author’s Summary: It’s a world like this one, only not quite, and Jensen has a proposition to put to a guy he’s only just met. One who just happens to be called Jared. 

2 years ago on 5 January 2012 @ 8:59pm

Pretending Is Who We Are by bewaretheides15
NC-17, ~8K words
Author’s Summary: Jared may be one of the most renowned Doms at the escort service, but he has needs nobody would suspect, least of all his roommate. 

2 years ago on 5 January 2012 @ 1:39pm 1 note

Fic rec theme: Hookers & other other working!boys

Okay So I’ve been promising this list for a while now (sorry Leslie!) but delicious really fucked with all my bookmarks, and I feel like I am forgetting a lot of my favs, but I decided I may as well just put this up, and I will just add as I think of more. This is a good place to start, anyways.

Do I Seem Bulletproof To You

Summary: When he can’t find any acting work, Jared takes a job as driver and bodyguard to Jensen, who is an extremely expensive prostitute with a bad habit of attracting crazy people.

This is the one that got me hooked on hookers (heee). Still the very long stick by which all others are measured.

I’d smother you in kisses, I’d give you outer space

Summary: Jensen is the best hooker the galaxy’s seen in decades. Jared’s fresh out of art school. On the day of Jared’s interview for the job of his dreams, their dry cleaning gets switched. HIJINX ENSUE.

I resisted this one for a while, because the whole outer space premise just seemed to insane. But OHMYGOODLORDOFALLTHATISPORNYANDGAY this was just…. everything. Funny and hot and just enough ansgting and adorableness. And this is my favorite characterization of Jensen—that perfect mix of cocky and unsure of himself and just… yeah.

If At First You Don’t Succeed, Suck Seed

Summary: Jared gets dragged to the Moonlite BunnyRanch, where he meets Jensen. After an initial misunderstanding, things won’t ever be the same for either of them.

I liked this one because Jensen here is not a down and out hooker— he’s chosen the life because he, well… loves sex, lol. Of course, that’s until Jared has to ruin it all, lol. Oh. Also SUPERFUCKINGSCHORCHINGHOT.

Rules of Engagement

Summary: Jensen Ackles is a high class hooker, working for one of the most prestigious and discreet escort agencies in the continental US. Jared Padalecki is a rich and ruthless businessman, the biggest thing the computing industry has seen in over a decade. He seems like just another entry in the long line of selfish assholes that Jensen caters to on a daily basis and, when Jared engages Jensen as his companion for a three month stretch, Jensen assumes it will be just another job. He couldn’t have been more wrong.

This one’s extremely dark though and the ending is well… not all cupcakes and kitties so it’s definitely not for everyone.

Full Service Firm 

Summary: see prompt—sex work, deception. Prompt: Jensen’s ego is stinging four weeks after being dumped by his long time boyfriend. He’s been turning down guys left and right because, while he wouldn’t mind some nice, no-strings-attached sex, he’s more than a little scared of any kind of rejection. Enter the hot guy in the expensive suit who’s been drinking the bar’s best all night. Jensen nearly swallows his tongue when hot guy sidles up and says he’ll pay double Jensen’s going rate if he agrees to leave right the fuck now. Jensen’s more than a little peeved that the guy thinks he’s a hooker, but when he names an outrageous price off the top of his head, and the guy agrees without blinking an eye, he feels all his insecurities vanish. At least until a few months later when he realizes he may be in love with his one and only regular.

This one’s quite unique, in which Jensen is accidentally!hooker. And Jared…. Jared is hilariously bent on getting every single cent’s worth (and it’s a lot of cents, lemme just tell you.)

Something Borrowed, Something Blue

Summary: When Jared desperately needs a date for his brother’s wedding, he hires an escort. Jensen’s the perfect fake boyfriend, except pretty soon things get a little too real. 

A kinda escort fic. Because Jensen does sell his body for the money, but Jared here is just buying his company. Or so he tells himself, lol. Anyways, this was actually super cute in that typical romcom way that leaves you feeling kinda sugar-rushy at the end. But still, a good, fun read. 

Behind the Curtain 

Summary: Jared is a senior at NYU, studying to be an actor and paying the bills by working as an agent for a phone-sex hotline. 

Okay so sex phone hotline operators count as hookers, right? Riiiiiiiiiiight? Anyways this was a really good one, with a few fun twists too.

3 years ago on 6 October 2011 @ 8:14pm 35 notes

Fic: Full Service Firm

Full Service Firm by rivkat

NC-17, short multi-chapter

Author’s Summary: see prompt—sex work, deception. Prompt: Jensen’s ego is stinging four weeks after being dumped by his long time boyfriend. He’s been turning down guys left and right because, while he wouldn’t mind some nice, no-strings-attached sex, he’s more than a little scared of any kind of rejection. Enter the hot guy in the expensive suit who’s been drinking the bar’s best all night. Jensen nearly swallows his tongue when hot guy sidles up and says he’ll pay double Jensen’s going rate if he agrees to leave right the fuck now. Jensen’s more than a little peeved that the guy thinks he’s a hooker, but when he names an outrageous price off the top of his head, and the guy agrees without blinking an eye, he feels all his insecurities vanish. At least until a few months later when he realizes he may be in love with his one and only regular.

An accidental-hooker fic. John!Jared is so damn bossy with Jensen… it made me both laugh and hotter than all fuck. Oh, and did I mention Jared is porntastically insatiable? It’s like he wants to really get his money’s worth.  

3 years ago on 16 January 2011 @ 12:57pm 5 notes

If At First You Don’t Succeed, Suck Seed by balefully

Summary: Jared gets dragged to the Moonlite BunnyRanch, where he meets Jensen. After an initial misunderstanding, things won’t ever be the same for either of them.

Jensen pulls Jared down onto the bed as soon as they’re through the door, shoving at his jeans until they’re all the way off, then pulling at his own clothes. Jared catches his breath at how frantic Jensen seems, how unpracticed. Like maybe this is real for him. He could be doing it on purpose, making Jared think that this time—this time will be different. But there’s something there, something about him, that says it’s not a game. It bolsters Jared up; he can do this, he can take what he wants and he fucking deserves it. This could be his last chance, and he needs it, needs Jensen.

"I’m gonna fuck you," he says, throaty and firm. "Just like you want, Jensen," he swallows as he takes in Jensen’s body, spread out on his bed just like every wet dream he’s had over the past months. He trails his hands down Jensen’s sides, bites his lips as he wraps his fingers around Jensen’s cock, red and straining, slick in his grip as he tightens, starts stroking. "Like you’ve been begging for, so hard, have you stretched around me, moaning for me to fuck you faster, come in your ass, fill you up so good you’ll never feel full again after this, never forget me inside of you, watching you sweating and writhing under me, shoving your ass back into me like the fucking slut you are, the whore you’re proud to be, never getting enough.” 

THIS IS HOTTER THAN I DON’TFUCKINGKNOWWHAT. AND, I ALSO REALLY LOVED THAT THIS IS A HOOKER!JENSEN WITH PRETTY MUCH NO ANGST. HE’S DOING THIS JUST CUZ THIS IS WHAT HE LOVES TO DO. THAT IS, UNTIL HE MEETS JARED AND NOTHING IS THE SAME.

"You make me so fucking hot," he says, going for breathless but feeling like it’s all rote and boring. He hasn’t really enjoyed getting off during a party in way too long. He doesn’t think about exactly how long, because there’s no point dwelling on it. Just has to get through the slump; Brooke says it happens to everyone eventually, no matter how long they’ve been working. Jensen doesn’t tell her what he thinks about when he’s getting fucked. 

4 years ago on 7 October 2010 @ 3:47pm 3 notes

Do I Seem Bulletproof To You?

When he can’t find any acting work, Jared takes a job as driver and bodyguard to Jensen, who is an extremely expensive prostitute with a bad habit of attracting crazy people.

4 years ago on 28 September 2010 @ 1:12pm

Horas non numero

Roman AU with slave!Jensen, noble!Jared and a mixture of schmoop and angst 

4 years ago on 26 September 2010 @ 4:45pm